Tuesday, December 27, 2016


Symptoms (Blu-ray)
Best of 2016: by Robert Monell

THE NEON DEMON: The high fashion world of Los Angeles is on grotesque display in this glossy art-horror film from Nicolas Winding Refn. It’s a world where vicious competition, soul vampires and casual cannibalism are omnipresent. A visually entrancing satire about a world where appearances are everything. This was the best new film a saw in a theater (nearly empty) in 2016.

SYMPTOMS: The best Blu-ray release of 2106. Jose Ramon Larraz was a Spanish master of light, shadow and madness, all on display in this moody study of a murderess on rampage in rural England. With  brilliant performances by Angela Pleasence and a small but memorable supporting cast. This release finally allowed the world to see this great film in HD, after years of being available only in poor video dupes from battered prints. A stunning experience. From Mondo Macabro.

DR. BUTCHER M.D; BURIAL GROUND: two outrageous  early1980s Italian gorefests featuring endless cannibal/zombie attacks in candy colored HD! Each fully loaded with a titanic cargo of special features: the DR. BUTCHER MD Blu-ray  presents two versions of the film. BURIAL GROUND includes the Italian language track and everything you ever wanted to know about Peter Bark! Both are Highly Recommended.  From Severin Films

COUNT DRACULA’S GREAT LOVE: A Blu-ray – DVD combo from Vinegar Syndrome of Paul Naschy’s Gothic-experimental take on the Dracula legend. A vividly colorful HD remastering, check out Dracula’s crimson lined cape! Special features include the Spanish language track with English subtitles, a commentary track with director Javier Aguirre and Naschy, a fascinating interview with Mirta Miller by Elena of Spanish Fear, and more. A must have.

NIGHT HAS A THOUSAND DESIRES [MIL SEXOS TIENE LA NOCHE]: a welcome Blu-ray release of one of Jess Franco’s most personal and delirious 1980s erotic thrillers, involving mind control, betrayal, seduction and murder. A visual stunner in HD. From Mondo Macabro, your go-to place for quality releases of cult cinema from around the world.

THE FORGOTTEN FILMS OF JESS FRANCO: Dorado Films hits a home run with their first HD release which includes 4k scans from 35m of two rarely seen Jess Franco thrillers, THE SINISTER EYES OF DOCTOR ORLOFF and SILENCE OF THE TOMB (both 1972), both featuring Lina Romay lookalike Montserrat Prous. An interview with star Robert Woods, an informative booklet from Francesco Cesari and Robert Curti are also included among other special features. A recommended collector’s item.

CRIMSON: THE MAN WITH THE SEVERED HEAD: A crazy 1973 crime film featuring Paul Naschy as a robber who gets a brain transplant. The standard and the longer, explicit Euroversions are both included, along with English subtitles and commentary track by Richard Harland Smith.

SEX-MURDER-ART: Fullly loaded multi disc Blu-ray Collector’s Edition, featuring four legendary transgressive epics from the master of body decay, Jorg Buttgereit, NEKROMANTIK, DER TODESKING, NEKROMANTIK 2 and SCHRAMM. There’s not other filmmaker anywhere like Buttgereit, he highlights the grotesque and unspeakable with liberating humor and special insight. Includes CDs of the film’s soundtracks, making of featurettes, a documentary, JB’s short films, a 40 page booklet, commentaries, interviews with the director and collaborators and much more.   New HD, fully uncut & uncensored versions of all four films along with two versions of NEKROMANTIC and director’s introductions to all the films. Cult Epics.

THE KILLING OF AMERICA: Amazing, shocking and brilliant mondo-documentary style survey of decades of all American violence, featuring Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, Jim Jones and an array of proud-to-be mass murderers. Includes the longer, even more outrageous Japanese versions along with a full metal jacket of extras. From Severin Films.

PRIVATE VICES PUBLIC VIRTUES:  In 1976 legendary Hungarian director Miklos Jancso went to Italy to make this sprawling, surreal account of a bacchanal set in a Central European Kingdom which ended in the shocking death of it’s host, the Prince of the Austro-Hungarian Empire. This high spirited staging of the infamous “Mayerlilng Affair” in the late 19th Century is closer to Fellini than a dry historical text and may be the wildest party ever put on film. With Teresa Ann Savoy. A light blasted, deliciously overripe depiction of decadence and death from a master. The shimmering HD transfer from original elements. The alternate English soundtrack is also available. Another essential delight unearthed and restored by Mondo Macabro.

THE HORRIBLE DR. HITCHCOCK: I’m just happy that what I consider the greatest film from the “Golden Age of Italian horror” finally got a Blu-ray debut this year. It looks better than I’ve ever seen it. This is the shorter US release but it will do until a proper restoration comes along.  Olive Films.

THE HERSCHELL GORDON LEWIS FEAST: The true Godfather of Gore passed away in 2016 but he lives on in this 17 Disc Limited Edition Box set of Arrow Films bursting-at-the-seams box set is a high ticket item  but nevertheless essential for gorehounds, exploitation historians, fans and collectors. It contains 14 of his most iconic films. These are his 100 proof gore classics, BLOOD FEAST THE WIZARD OF GORE, COLOR ME BLOOD RED, THE GRUESOME TWOSOME (a personal favorite), A TASTE OF BLOOD (one of his more Mario Bava-esque productions), THE GORE GORE GIRLS and more. Featurettes, interviews, video essays, audio commentaries and HGL intros are among the too numerous to mention special features. I’ve only gotten through a few of them, the rest will keep you busy for …. A lifetime. 

Sunday, December 18, 2016

FALL OF THE EAGLES (1989): New Review....

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France-Eurocine, Paris

It opens with documentary footage of Adolph Hitler emoting and reviewing marching Nazi troops, but if you are expecting a traditional, action oriented war film you are going to be disappointed by Jess Franco's FALL OF THE EAGLES (1989). You may also be surprised, this a Jess Franco film, after all, that it contains absolutely no erotic scenes, no gore and not a hint of sleaze. It was a set-up for a hack to step in and deliver a typical Eurocine genre film, cheaply and quickly. But Jess Franco delivered something more than that. Despite the inclusion of a generous amount of stock footage from previous Eurocine war films (including EAST OF BERLIN-1978, the closing credits read "Pre-recorded footage by LES [Lesoeur?] Company"*) this maintains a sober focus on a group of Germans who live through, and are profoundly changed by, the tragedy of World War II. 

The scenario, by veteran Eurocine founder Marius Lesoeur, writer-director Georges Freedland and Franco, covers the crucial years of 1939-1945. The main story opens with the birthday party of Lillian Strauss (Alexandra Erlich), the daughter of wealthy banker Walter Strauss (Christopher Lee), who is making a fortune selling war bonds. Lilli is a talented singer and a young woman who also supports Germany's political/military aspirations. Her goal is to sing for wounded Wehrmacht soldiers in hospital. Lilli is in love with Peter Frohlich (Ramon Sheen), a young idealistic musician who does not share her enthusiasm for Hitler's political and military plans. She is pursued by Nazi supporter Peter Froelich (Mark Hamill), who already wears a German uniform. Lilli and Peter also join the Army. Peter is sent to the North African theater, where he becomes cynical and refuses to answer Lilli's letters. He is seriously wounded in battle and hospitalized while Lilli is sent to the Russian front where her train comes under attack. She survives, falls in love with a young Russian folk singer who is killed while trying to sabotage a Nazi meeting place. She makes friends with a secretly gay Nazi officer (Daniel Grimm), who is also killed. Lilli finally reaches the bedside of the mortally injured Peter and agrees to marry him and deliver a last kiss before he dies before her eyes. Finally reunited with first love Karl,  But her downward spiral is completed when he is shot down by American forces as they try to escape the carnage. Hitler is dead and Germany is defeated. The last scene takes place in a crowded pub as Lilli now sings tawdry songs for the Allied victors as her now destitute father, ruined by the economic collapse of Nazi Germany, looks on disapprovingly. 

There's a lot of plot here, most of it telegraphing the theme of the futility of war in the fashion of high melodrama. Given that the war scenes occur via either stock footage, reported by radio broadcasts or are talked about after the fact, it is left up to the actors to engage interest. With the exception of an pathetically unprepared Ramon Sheen, they do a pretty credible job, especially the aging but still towering Christopher Lee as the slowly deflating banker and Alexandra Erlich who performs her musical numbers and love scenes with equal verve. Her cabaret scenes are accompanied by frequent Franco composer Daniel J. White, who plays piano in front of a Nazi flag toward the beginning and in front of a large American flag in the final scene. The dialogue, adapted by Franco and veteran Eurocine scribe Georges Freedland, is sincere in a 1980s television miniseries mode, "People hate us, They should realize it's for their own good. We're bringing them a new order for a better world." The final shot of Lilli's emotionally ravaged, hardened, coarsened face telegraphs the theme more effectively. 

There are little "Jess Franco" touches throughout, such as the elegant music box topped with waltzing ballerinas which is used as a transitional device and the "last kiss" between Erlich and Hamill. The most interesting character, the gay Nazi officer, delivers a line which is pure Jess Franco, "Nobody respects a nice guy," before expiring. This does not look or play like any other Jess Franco film, it's played straight and serious from beginning to end. It probably won't please fans looking for scenes of the director's trademark "horror y sexo" nor will it satisfy war movie enthusiasts. But given the material and conditions it's obviously that Franco took it seriously and did the best job he could. It's not as unwatchable as most Eurocine World War II exploitation (HELLTRAIN, ELSA FRAULEIN DEVIL SS), has a number of effective dramatic scenes and delivers its admittedly unoriginal message that "No one wins wars, everyone loses" in a fairly resonant manner. The use of music, a wedding march played like a dirge by a Nazi, the war songs given a sexy twirl by Lilli and some familiar Daniel J. White cues are sometimes the only indicator that this is a Jess Franco film. Also, the inclusion of "good Nazis" in the sweeping scenario may cause some to feel this is a morally ambiguous, agathokakological war film. 

The end scroll includes a lyrics credit for "Clif Brown" and the final Ultra Stereo mix by Eric Lardy (who would co-produce Franco's next project, LA PUNTA DE LAS VIBORAS/DOWNTOWN HEAT--1990) has stability and resonance in the English language version screened for this review, which thankfully includes the real voices of Christopher Lee and the other actors, recorded in what appears to have been in direct sound. Other versions are reportedly more problematic. Franco had considerable difficulty with the system during post-production, prompting him to walk away, severing his longtime ties with Eurocine.  For comparison sake, a viewing or reviewing of Rainer Werner Fassbinder's LILI MARLEEN (1981) or Bob Fosse's CABARET (1972) is recommended. 

Thanks to Nzoog.

*There also appears to be some additional footage from Patrice Rhomm's 1977 ELSA FRAULIEN SS and Alain Payet's TRAIN SPECIAL POUR SS here and there.  Footage from Alfredo Rizzo's Spaghetti War epic I GIARDINI DEL DIAVOLO (1971) was also acquired and is extensively used, as it was in Franco's previous Eurocine Nazi-related co-production LA TUMBA DE LOS MUERTOS VIVIENTE/OASIS OF THE ZOMBIES (1981), and as in that project the grading, formatting and style of that Italian war movie obviously clashes with the Franco shot footage. This Italian produced footage was also used in RETURN OF THE BLOODSUCKING NAZI ZOMBIES, a 2103 horror-war web series by Mathis Vogel and Robert Monell, available on Blu-ray and DVD from Spain's CAMEO MEDIA S.L., as a supplemental feature to Jess Franco's last completed film, AL PEREIRA VS. THE ALLIGATOR LADIES (2012).

(C) Robert Monell, 2013

Saturday, December 03, 2016


Sometime in the near future a military uniformed astronaut, from Earth or another galaxy depending on which dubbed version viewed, lands at Orly International Airport, checks in and is guided to a room in the adjacent hotel. As he proceeds to relax a porter ushers in an "official" prostitute (Marilu Tolo), who goes about her job in a robotic fashion, causing her to be rejected by our spaceman protagonist. He then orders "Miss Conversion" (Anna Karina), making her final appearance of many in a Godard film, who chats him up until they share a rather chaste kiss, after which she looks into the camera and smiles. FIN....

This delightful, visually entrancing 19 minute sketch, was released as part of a rather clunky omnibus French-Italian produced omnibus film (there were a lot of those in the 1960s coming out of Italy and France) titled THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION for the US market. I happened on it during a drive-in visit sometime in 1968. I think it was co-featured with Terence Young's Europsy, THE DIRTY GAME, which at least gave us a certain synchronicity of titles. THE DIRTY GAME was a downbeat compilation of spy stories. THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION was an obnoxiously upbeat series of French Ooo La La shorts trying to wring low humor out of the depressing progression of prostitution through the ages. Each story was helmed by a different "name" director and featured a different international female star, from Jeanne Moreau in Philippe De Broca's Mademoiselle Mimi to Raquel Welch in THE GAY 90s.  Most of the stories were painfully witless and overdone to the max. The film was a boxoffice and critical disaster, 

ANTICIPATION is the one highpoint in this ill advised Eurotrash enterprise, and I enjoyed my introduction to Godard back then and made a mental note to watch out for his future films. Of course by then he had already directed such high profile features as BREATHLESS (1960), which made stars of Jean Seberg and Jean-Paul Belmondo while introducing an alternate way of making free form, low budget films with portable equipment in the streets rather than traditional studio shot megaproductions. Even more radical experiments followed. Several of his best films (VIVRE SA VIE, CONTEMPT), in fact, had already focused on the topic of prostitution and its sociological fallout in the modern world. ANTICIPATION works as an addendum to Godard's 1965 Neo-Noir ALPHAVILLE, which presented Paris as a futuristic nightmare of existential darkness, controlled by a supercomputer and populated by criminals, secret agents and prostitutes. Anna Karina also starred in that classic along with Eddie Constantine as secret agent Lemmy Caution. That film was shot in high contrast black and white, turning Paris into visual abstraction. The world of ANTICIPATION is a different kind. Godard scans the cubist structures of the runway, reception area and hotel with even more abstract set-ups, but this time using gold, blue and red monochrome filters which create a completely artificial environment. At times the look anticipates George Lucas' visionary THX-1138 (1971). 

The outfits worn by the prostitutes are equally stylized, Ms. Physical wears a collar which seems like a futurist sculpture and has to be undone with a sizable wrench. Karina wears a broad, floor length late 19th Century gown, which looks like a leftover from GONE WITH THE WIND. Godard packs a lot of visual/audio commentary (the dialogue is very mechanical and often interrupted by a musical mix of electronica/classical.
There are no performances per se. This future world doesn't allow for dramatic/sentimental displays. 

ANTICIPATION is best viewed as a standalone, away from the awful remainder of THE WORLD'S OLDEST PROFESSION. 

(C) Robert Monell, 2016

Monday, September 26, 2016

Tentazione 1988 Trine Michelsen

Olinka in a Sergio Bergonzelli film

Herschell Gordon Lewis (1929-2016)

A Taste Of Blood VHS - Something Weird Video Herschell Gordon Lewis Horror:
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    Above: Frequent Herschell Gordon Lewis collaborator/actor, Bill Kerwin

"Have you ever had the fine luxury of observing the spectacle of human butchery in person?!" Montag the Magnificent [Ray Sager] in Herschell Gordon's Lewis' gore masterpiece, THE WIZARD OF GORE. A triumph of plastic aesthetics and balsa wood environments leading to Zen enlightenment on the nature of reality, consciousness, genre and cinema. The CITIZEN KANE of no budget gore. I love the shouted, totally non-realistic dialogue and delirious "magic" presentations. It still resonates as true Psychotronic cinema. The Wizard's shows are played with a delicious deadpan delivery which makes them all the more entertaining and unsettling. The blood spattered aesthetics are never convincing to the eye but they achieve the same kind of delayed horror depicted in this vaudeville of blood. The pleasures of watching and the disgusting nature of what is presented are contrasted in stark relief. You never really know where this film is going and that's part of the fun.

I immediately thought of this film today upon hearing of the passing of Herschell Gordon Lewis. It speaks to the mainstream 1960s naivete of an audience in search of the denied pleasures of the unconscious mind. The pleasure of the botched magic trick. The pleasure of someone else getting skewered by a mad barker of mutilation who gets away with it because somewhere deep down we want him to.

A Grindhouse auteur with no excuses, HGL was a kind of anti Orson Welles, enamored of the kind of magic which a drive-in admission could buy. I still remember the lurid newspaper ads for BLOOD FEAST in local newspapers. Of course I was too young to go, but they fired up my bloodthirsty 10 year old imagination. It should be remembered that he made some some highly entertaining and occasionally artful films (A TASTE OF BLOOD).

Lewis started out as a mainstream businessman in direct marketing and copy-writing. His early softcore features (LIVING VENUS) were made with legendary producer David Friedman. BLOOD FEAST and 2000 MANIACS burst the dam with torrents of crimson and detailed gore scenes featuring all matter of mutilations, usually visited upon attractive females by psychotic men. The huge success of these films allowed him to continue in a career of mind-boggling schlock cinema. My own personal favorites include THE GRUESOME TWOSOME, a mid 1960s tale of a demented mother-son relationship which culminates in madness and murder as a stuffed cat watches, and SOMETHING WEIRD, a startlingly original psycho-psychic-witchcraft thriller delightfully satirizing small town police incompetence, high level governmental cover-ups and the buried tensions between the sexes of that era.

While highbrow critics complained of amateurish acting and sometimes poor cinematography in his films he nevertheless packed his features with the non-stop violent/sexual action his audiences demanded while undermining them with sharp commentary on 1960s gender inequality (SUBURBAN ROULETTE), lingering resentments in the Deep South about the outcome of the US Civil war (2000 MANIACS) and those closed worlds of highbrow art critics vs. lowbrow artisans (COLOR ME BLOOD RED). His films delivered.

He was always self deprecating about his work, especially on his DVD commentaries with producer Friedman. One of my favorite of his stories is about the "actor" who played a police detective in BLOOD FEAST who wrote his lines on the inside of his palm for quick consultation during shooting. But among the amateur cast were pros like Bill Kerwin who solidly anchored such films as BLOOD FEAST and A TASTE OF BLOOD.

Some of his films included color gel lighting, Dutch camera angles and other effects which stood out in the low-budget-quickie aesthetic. He regularly included much dark humor in his crimson colored world, casting comedian Henny Youngman as a crude strip-club boss amidst the outrageous gore antics of THE GORE-GORE GIRLS. Lewis would return to marketing, writing some books on the subject and teaching college level literature classes after THE GORE-GORE GIRLS but would return to horror years later with a remake of BLOOD FEAST and on the fan circuit.

Some of his most iconic titles have appeared on Blu-ray, such as Something Weird Video's release of THE BLOOD TRILOGY in HD. The upcoming release of a massive 17 Disc Limited Collector's Edition Box set, The Herschell Gordon Lewis Feast, featuring key titles, fully loaded with commentaries, galleries and special features, seems destined to be a definitive collector's item.

Herschell Gordon Lewis was in the right place at the right historical moment, long before such "names" as Sam Peckinpah, John Waters, Lucio Fulci, et.al. got to where he started out in 1963. At least he opened doors that had previously been slammed shut by decades of Hollywood production codes, local censors, media outlets, mainstream critics and strict studio guidelines. He was an original and we won't see his likes again anytime soon.

(C) Robert Monell, 2016

Monday, September 05, 2016



Gerard Depardieu participates in a unique script reading for Marguerite Duras, in her incredibly strange film about an 18 wheel SAVIEM heavy lorry on an endless journey through rural France. 

Sunday, September 04, 2016

Blackmail (1974) uncut

Ultra sleazy Italain crime film with a great score, a kidnap plot, Brigette Skay, Rosalba Neri. Directed by Eurotrash maestro Luigi Batzella (THE BEAST IN HEAT).

Monday, August 29, 2016

Fraude Matrimonial 1976

Ignacio Iquino melodrama with Patricia Adriani, Antonio Mayans. Spanish only. Another weird Iquino. A gay man, Jess Franco regular Antonio Mayans, comes to terms with his sexuality through an act of extreme violence. The kind of cinema which Douglas Sirk excelled at in his 1950s Universal period. But Iquino is not Douglas Sirk, and you be better be proficient in Spanish. How long will you make it until you drop?  Primal scream Spanish genre cinema from B film maestro Iquino.